Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Video (1998)

It's a Swimsuit show. It's an Action-Adventure.

Hey, it's both! Sports Illustrated Television takes you on a journey around the equator with today's top models, for a look at the making of SI's famous Swimsuit issue in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT '98.

"Men Behaving Badly" star and "Saturday Night Live" alumnus Rob Schneider assumes the mantle of Action Hero, and with the help of the beauteous Rebecca Romijn, defends the world of high fashion against the forces of evil. Sort of. Rob tries his best at filling the shoes (or combat boots) of familiar Action Hero icons as he takes you to all the hot spots on the equator: Take a tour of the Galapagos Islands with one of the world's most evolved creatures, Niki Taylor.... Visit the savannas of Africa with last year's Malibu sensation, Laetitia Casta, and this year's adventuresome Rebecca Romijn.... Join Superstar Heidi Klum and fashion maven Beri Smither for a day on a deserted island.... Watch the sun go down with last year's SI cover model Tyra Banks, and stay up with Bombshell Eva Herzigova, under the cover of darkness.

Did somebody say "Action"?